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Jane Eyre in a Nutshell by glimmerfish Jane Eyre in a Nutshell by glimmerfish
Yay! Now you don't have to read the book.

You lucky bastards.

~glim
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:iconkitsunekochan:
Kitsunekochan Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
So true... I think that's why I enjoyed the book actually. XD
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:iconlouielovell:
LouieLovell Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
The full version:

Life sucks, you almost marry an asshole, you leave said asshole because he's a lying asshole, and then you come back and marry the asshole.
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xXAli-CatXx Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, but the asshole is (could be) Micheal Fassbender.





Nuff said.
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Kaleidoscopic-Nymph Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A PRETTY FREAKING RICH AND SEXY ASSHOLE. ;D
And I don't think he's an ass.
He's just passionate. :)
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MrsTiggular66 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
...then you leave the a**hole, stay with another jerk and go back to the original one. I worry sometimes about Jane's taste in men. :-)

Very funny!
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crazyphangirl Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
In defense of my Rochester...he's not an asshole he's just arrogant! but this is really funny!
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Freckles4815162342 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL, I'm almost done reading the book
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:iconpurplend:
purplend Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Student General Artist
agreed.
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Baroquecat Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love Jane Eyre too but this is so funny! And you've got a point, but that's the way love is sometimes. :-)
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SweGrrl Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
haha, love it!
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fudgyvmp Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
That really pretty much sums it up, but that was her choice, "reader, I married him" not "reader, he married me." She should have gone to india
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cowboyB0B Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
brilliant!
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RedL Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010
I really love the book, but.... wow. It is true, all of it. xDDD
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:iconngines:
NGINEs Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
This is totally spot on.
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melime6 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
look, I see you don't like the book, but I liked it very much and can still find this pretty funny =D

I guess if that's what Jane wants and that's how she's happy, then that's it...
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luvofbatman Featured By Owner May 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah well hes F****in amazing for an a**hole
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wonkershaft Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010
Yeah.. this pretty much sums it up. :D I'm reading Jane Eyre for school right now.. and I actually kinda like it, but I CAN see this theme(life sucks.. Jane's fated to marry a jerk, ect.) showing through.
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glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
i think it's crazy how of all the things i've drawn on here this 6 1/2 year old piece still gets all these comments.

that's the thing about literature... every year they force it on someone new. glad you got something out of it.
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sapphire-and-emerald Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
I had to read the book for my Literature class- but I enjoyed it :)
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Radarrox Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
I love the book so far, but this is hilarious xD *faves*
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glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
thankies
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:icontupneypopet:
tupneypopet Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
I loved the book but jane was such a moaning minne wasnt she?
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
why couldn't she have been one of those upbeat swingin' boarding school kids?

more dance numbers-- less... Jane Eyre.
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tupneypopet Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
Waving around her hockey stick and outwiting criminals!!!! The bit where she leaves mr rochester is the best, she is dying from hunger two hours after breakfast!! but bless her, I supose she tried her best...
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WineWriter Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2009
Haha! Rochester is a bit of an asshole, isn't he? But :heart: him anyway. Love the book.
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
he's an arsonist... but those eyes.
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rosyposy77 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2009
I love the book but this made me laugh.
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ilostmyheart Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009
lol I have to read this for my AP english class. wooh.
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
i'm sorry. i hope it went well?
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odetobam Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
Lol I think this made my day ^_^
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
then my job has been done.

woot?

(what does that mean again?)
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Tornaito Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2009
As an English MA student, I feel the need to say that a) Jane Eyre is one of the greatest novels to come out of Victorian England, and b) Bronte was a genious.

Having said that, this is absolutely hilarious and totally brilliant. :+fav:
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glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
As a Women's Studies major, I feel the need to say that a) Anne was hotter, and b) thank you very much.
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flymeadowlark Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009
Hahah. I love Jane Eyre....but this is amazing. XP
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wicked2009 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009
oh i love it!
we just had to read this for class.
love it!
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
i'm sorry
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:iconmind-twisting:
mind-twisting Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
haha NICE. you are so kind.
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arelia-dawn Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I absolutely loved the book (actually, I just finished reading it not a minute ago) but...this is hilarious. And so very, very true XD
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JunkyMcAvoy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2008
Hi!... great artwork, very funny and I say this as a BIG fan of Jane Eyre... keep like that!...
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Pinkchocolate28k Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2008
I finally got past the beggining only to run into a douchebag. The book began to catch my attention when he was about to burn to death.
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Helen-M Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2008
I don't think Rochester is an asshole. It all ends kind of happily too.
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
"Wide Sargasso Sea" disagrees.
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HermioneGrangerTwin Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2008
I love this book...but this deviation is just hilarious...I can see how you would say that...and the words are so true! :heart: it!
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Amber-the-KAKTUS Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008
This is really funny :)
But the book is stil worth reading because it contains a lot more.
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DreamyXGirLxxX Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2008
Well, I laughed when I saw it.
But if you really think that you can look at this instead of reading book then I disagree.

I adore that book.
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Mergirl500 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2008
*has quick angry fit then wonders if there ever was a girl named Hissy who had fits* Sorry-had too considering how passionate I get about Jane Eyre (my favorite novel of all time).
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slickeri Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2007  Student General Artist
hahahaha! so true... I still loved the book though. love this!
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lisa-rose Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2007
aha ^_^ noo Edward isn't an asshole! he's our beloved 'byronic hero' our tortured soul!

:D i think jane eyre is an wonderful book, it's funny how we all have different definitions of whats good and whats not though =P

:highfive:
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:iconglimmerfish:
glimmerfish Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
He's no Harold.
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:iconkarlynoelleabreu:
KarlyNoelleAbreu Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
I love Jane Eyre...
But you did kind of hit it on the head.

But thats what makes it so great!
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