NNY - Substitutes

Submitted for your perusal is an excerpt from the collected writings and correspondences of the oft-tardy Mr. Shane Hebert.


“Oh Shane,

I remember what a card you used to be. Haha. That was a pretty funny joke. My husband, bless his heart, had a full 200 point diagnostic done on our car he was so worried. Men, huh? To be completely honest I’m not even sure how long the two of us will last. Sure, I love him, but there are still so many ways he and I fail to connect. I haven’t even told him about my trips to the old “head shrinker” yet. I can’t believe I’m telling you, but I don’t know, something tells me that you wouldn’t judge me like he does. Oh, I’ve had too much wine. Maybe I shouldn’t be writing this. You’re very creative, Shane. Have you ever thought of being some sort of writer guy or something. I think you’d be pretty good. Well, I have to go, but if you’re ever in town we should definitely meet up for some latte’s sometime.

Later hun,
Liz”